Always Check the Adam's Apple

"I hit on a cross dresser"

And I'm sure it was an accident.

Not Good With the Ladies

"I'm good at guitar hero."

Help limber up your fingers?

Playing Hooky for Nookie

"I didn't go to class today because I f*$&Ed my boyfriend instead."

I see you're majoring in Anatomy and Physiology in the Braille System.

Just like I did.

Story Behind Everything

"I have a scar of a penis on my hand."

Otaku, Anyone?

My Super Hero

Tube Rat!