Saturday, November 20, 2010

They're Delicious.

"I love pandas"
I think they're delicious!

Friday, November 19, 2010

Shovel leg.

"Scar on leg from shovel."
Trying the Calvin and Hobbes approach? Do it so badly the first time, you'll never have to bury a body again?

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Get a bigger cat.

"My cat was bitten is [sic] half by a bobcat."
Get a bigger cat?

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

"Pinch Peeps Noises"

"I can pick things up with this ^my freakishly big space between the big on and the next one. I can also pinch peeps noises." [sic]

This is just too good for words. One of my all-time favorites.

Monday, November 15, 2010

Really Hope This is True

"I was kidnapped in Tijuana" I would be super interested in hearing the story behind this if it's true. Even if it's not, I'd still laugh.

Sunday, November 14, 2010

5 Too Many

"I want 5 kids" That's a lot of mouths to feed.