Combo Breaker!

"I broke my face in the 8th grade."

???

"I seizure never another."

This Little Piggy Went to the Big Farm

"My pig died."

I'm salivating -- I mean, I'm sorry.

Clever Girls.

"Scared of Raptors"

Who isn't? They're clever girls.

Heavy Metal Sleeper

"I listen to artcore heavy metal music to go to sleep."

It's just like being back in the womb.

My All-time Favorite So Far

"I jumped off a castle!" Complete with illustration.

No Brownie Points Deducted

"I love to go country line dancing."