Sister/Santa

"Sister Anna"

I prefer Santa Ana Winds.

More common than you think.

"green"

Yep. I get a lot of these.

BAT cat

"Have cat named BAT"

You have a cat with identity issues.

No License For You!

"Never broken a bone
Have 6 speeding tickets"

It's good to have a goal. Not having a license is a good one, I guess.

Grimace Killing

"Nothing can kill the grimace."

Except boobs and beads; HAPPY MARDI GRAS!

Woodstock!

"My pet as a kid was named woodstock. (after the snoopy character)"

Chelan, WA

"I was born in Chelan, WA"

Beautiful lake there!