Celeste

"Celeste"

I once knew a Celeste; she was a wonderful person.

JAVA JAVA JAVA

"Today I had too much coffee."

APRIL FOOL'S! YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MUCH COFFEE!!!!! JAVA JAVAJAVAJAVAJAVAJAVAJAVA. . . . .

Wildly Specific

"I FELL IN LOVE AT MIDNIGHT RODEO WHILE WEARING A POLKA DOT DRESS AND DNACING WITH A ROMANIAN MAN."

I thought I'd share something about myself today. . . .

Escamateur

"ESCAMATEUR"

Would appreciate any help, here.

Houdini Expert

"Houdini Expert"

Yes, he was.

Princess Bride

"My favorite movie is the Princess Bride."

You read *my* mind! I LOVE that movie!!!

Chocolate!

"On TV with melted chocolate on my face."

Hot and boiling?