KARAOKE

"I LOVE KARAOKE"

YOU'RE OK IN MY BOOK.

Llamas spit bullets

"Owned a llama .380"

I wasn't aware they spit a .380 round.

21st Bday sometime

"I just turned 21 yesterday!"

Happy birthday, one day before whenever it was you wrote that. You probably don't remember writing this because you were too hung over.

One time in high school band. . . .

"I played basson in high school band."

I played tenor saxamaphone for one semester in marching band. Then I traded up my nerd quotient to debate team.

Laos

"I travelled in Laos!"

I'd imagine it would be much more difficult to reach the 17,000+Mile club in Laos.

17,000+mile club

"I drove 17,000+ miles around the US last year."

When you drive that much across America, you get to see there's not much out there.

Criminally Insane

"I taught creative writing to jail inmates."

Fine line between creative and criminally insane.