Wet from the shower.

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IRS Sacrifice

"Likes Math"

In honor of Tax Day, you are all free to flame the comments of this post as a stand-in sacrifice for the IRS. You're welcome.

Kevin and Aardvark

"My real dad's middle name is Kevin."

My fake dad's middle name is Aardvark

I'm not AJ

"I'm in love with AJ ha ha..."

I'm flattered, but I don't go by AJ.

Lots of joy

"I HAVE 5 KIDS"

I'm sure they bring you lots of joy.

Black Ryu

"I'm a black belt in okinawan goju ryu."

I usually preferred fighting with Ken. (Street Fighter for life, son!)

Your Bacon

"I love Bacon!"

I'm pretty sure I'd be a fan of your bacon, too.