Saturday, February 12, 2011

I know

"Usually nothing goes on in my brain."
I know.

Friday, February 11, 2011

That one guy and that one thing.


"I have been watching Full Metal Panic" a lot recently."
Dude, it's crazy! When that one guy does that one thing?! Amazing.

Thursday, February 10, 2011

No articles for you!

"Im twin"
And your twin can only communicate with articles.

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Birthday every day

"I was born at 4:35PM"
You get a birthday every day?!

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

It's .357 Science Pt II

"I am batman."
I would like to evaluate your assertion with a .357

Monday, February 7, 2011

It's .357 Science!

"I am superman."
I would like to test your assersion with a .357

Sunday, February 6, 2011

Yoda's Advice

"I hate Eggo waffles."
Yoda says, "L'Eggo your hate you must."