Seeing frogs

"Treefrogs scare the crap out of me!"

I drank enough to see treefrogs. Happy New Year! ~Jonny Zavant

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

"I hope this year totally whips last year's butt. Best thoughts to you! ~Jonny Zavant

Danties. Such a great word.

"Wear a size 6 danties"

Ring the new year in right.

No boots, no service.

"I only wear boots."

He's lying. He wore clothes to my show.

Money makes the world go 'round!

"I like money / I like money / Give me some money"

No.

ADD much?

"Nave 1786 / Jet Li Hero / scribble / jetlihers 9 / High Slipknot Society (?) / Bruce Lee rules!"

Uhm. Ok.

It wasn't me, I promise.

"Jonny / jonnyzavant@gmail.com / very funny man"

I didn't write this one, I promise. I actually got this card during the show and I lost it on stage. The gentleman who wrote it came up to me after the show and I didn't pistol whip him like I said I wanted to during the show.

Smart, Not Smart, Smart

"smart Smart"

This one made me laugh. It was by a 9yr old. I love that he wrote, "Smart" thought, "Nah. I shouldn't put that." scribbled it out, and then decided, "Well, yeah, I'm smart. I'll put that." Love it.