Oscar Myer

"I was an Oscar Myer wiener child."

Was? Am.

Tiger love

"I love tigers"

Do you wear a mask on the back of your head so they don't love you?

Sr. Pepper

"I love serrano peppers."

Me too, but they don't love me back.

Bacon

"Love Bacon"

You don't need to tell me to. I already do.

2Step

"My favorite dance is country two step."

Mine is swing dancing.

Spiders

"I'm afraid of spiders."

Good idea. They're scary.

Tootie

"Grandpa called me Tootie."

I usually blame it on the dog.