Ketchupy bread.

"I like eating bread with ketchup."

Sounds like something I'd cook up.

Run away!!! Run away!!!

"I'm running from my ex by going to California."

Feet First!

"I was born feet first."

Brain Surgery

"I'm having brain surgery summer of 2011."

My thoughts are with you!

When hot sauce is too hot.

"I threw up trying hot sauce."

Interested in the medium, then?

I didn't see nothing.

"I was hit in the forehead with a baseball bat."

They told you once that you didn't see nothing.

Sacral Spot

"I was born with a blue dot on my butt."

I've heard of this, and I believe it's called a Sacral Spot, or Mongolian Spot.