Cat hater

"I hate cats."

I'm sure they hate you too.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

"It's my birthday!!! Turned 28 on the 28th. Go me! And now back to our regularly scheduled program."

Thanks everyone who helped make my birthday be the awesome day it was!

. . . .Until now!

"I couldn't decide what to write. . . . until now"

I love the meta commentary on the whole process.

I SAW what you did there. . .

"I am a SAW fan."

Do you prefer back saws, band saws, circular saws, two-man saws, hack saws, to have seen something saws, . . . . .

Left eyed, right handed.

"I'm left eye dominant"

That's known as a cross-fire.

Chicken of the Tree

"I have a pet iguana."

They're known as the chicken of the tree.

Balloons = Evil

"I was afraid of balloons when I was little."

I hate the sqeaking noise they make. Gives me the shivers.