Saturday, December 11, 2010

Proper conjugation

"Jack off 2 time a day."
You're obviously not spending your time learning how to conjugate. . .

Friday, December 10, 2010

Trekkie!

"I read Star Trek:NG novels."
How often do you dress up?

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Major ups

"I jumped over a moving car."
My question is, was it pre-planned, or a life-saving manoeuvre?

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

I have ______ siblings.

"I have 18 siblings."
Gotta do something during these cold winter months...

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

NSFYD (Not safe for your dinner)

"I like to watch Grandma Porn."
Wow. Just. Wow.

Monday, December 6, 2010

With a name like smothers, it's gotta be good.

"Sister almost smothered me at birth."
Hooray for getting distracted from the task at hand!

Sunday, December 5, 2010

Clown comfort

"Very uncomfortable around Clowns."
I shouldn't tell you about my roots, then, should I?