Girraaaaaaaafes

"I [heart] girraaafes"

Me shaped scar

"Z shape scar on my right ankle."

I really appreciate your dedication to me.

Smelly marshmallows

"I love ^smelling marshmallows"

They smell like love and comfort. Who wouldn't?!

Sex Before E

"I took my mormon boyfriend's virginity before marriag!"

Sex before E.

Cure for the Herps!

"secretAday.com cured my herpes."

You've seen it here first! We've found the cure for herpes, and you're there!!!

Nude!

"I was a nude model."

My favorite model in college was a shark attack survivor. Super cool scars.

Sandy

"My first cat was named Sandy."

Did it bring you presents because it was Sandy Claws?