Dinosaurs!

"I like dinosaurs."

I'm glad you didn't stick with your first one. It was kinda lame. Dinosaurs, however, are freakin' awesome!

I'd like to buy a consonant, please Alex.

"Stole somethin"

Someone stole your G.

Hobbit feet!

"Have hairy feet."

I will work on it.

Not my pokemon, I swear.

"my screen name has nothing to do with pokemon"

Thou doth protest too much.

Kendo at dawn!

"I do kendo"

I would challenge you to a duel then. With pistols.

Hubert

"no middle name"

From now on you do. It's "Hubert". You're welcome.

Gimme cookie!

"I own the cookie monster hat."

You had to have been at the show to understand.