10.5

"size 10.5 shoe"

Today's and yesterday's were from the same show. Peculiar.

9

"size 9 shoe"

Shoe sizes show up much more often than I ever thought they would.

Eat!

"I like to eat"

I'm rather fond of it myself. It's a pleasant habit to be in.

Skiing

"skiing"

I love the ones with no context or back story; just a verb or noun declared to the world.

Head Dents!

"Whe I've cracked my skull."

I've had multiple head trauma too. Maybe that's why I do what I do.

Translation Help, Anyone?

"?"

Anybody care to translate? Leave it in the comments!

Favorite to Date

"I had an imaginary friend who lived in my stomach. His name was Chuck Billy."

Until further notice, this is my absolute favorite.