"I am a twin sister."Twins, Basil!
Friday, April 22, 2011
Thursday, April 21, 2011
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
Monday, April 18, 2011
Sunday, April 17, 2011
Saturday, April 16, 2011
Friday, April 15, 2011
IRS Sacrifice
"Likes Math"In honor of Tax Day, you are all free to flame the comments of this post as a stand-in sacrifice for the IRS. You're welcome.
Thursday, April 14, 2011
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
Monday, April 11, 2011
Black Ryu
"I'm a black belt in okinawan goju ryu."I usually preferred fighting with Ken. (Street Fighter for life, son!)
Sunday, April 10, 2011
Saturday, April 9, 2011
Friday, April 8, 2011
Thursday, April 7, 2011
21st Bday sometime
"I just turned 21 yesterday!"Happy birthday, one day before whenever it was you wrote that. You probably don't remember writing this because you were too hung over.
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
One time in high school band. . . .
"I played basson in high school band."I played tenor saxamaphone for one semester in marching band. Then I traded up my nerd quotient to debate team.
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
Laos
"I travelled in Laos!"I'd imagine it would be much more difficult to reach the 17,000+Mile club in Laos.
Monday, April 4, 2011
17,000+mile club
"I drove 17,000+ miles around the US last year."When you drive that much across America, you get to see there's not much out there.
Sunday, April 3, 2011
Criminally Insane
"I taught creative writing to jail inmates."Fine line between creative and criminally insane.
Saturday, April 2, 2011
Friday, April 1, 2011
JAVA JAVA JAVA
"Today I had too much coffee."APRIL FOOL'S! YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MUCH COFFEE!!!!! JAVA JAVAJAVAJAVAJAVAJAVAJAVA. . . . .
Thursday, March 31, 2011
Wildly Specific
"I FELL IN LOVE AT MIDNIGHT RODEO WHILE WEARING A POLKA DOT DRESS AND DNACING WITH A ROMANIAN MAN."I thought I'd share something about myself today. . . .
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
Monday, March 28, 2011
Sunday, March 27, 2011
Saturday, March 26, 2011
Friday, March 25, 2011
Thursday, March 24, 2011
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
Monday, March 21, 2011
Midget Porn
"Midgets are Hilarious! But midget porn is disturbing."Again, I'm not responsible for what people decide to share. . .
Sunday, March 20, 2011
Brothers
"My 2 brothers both changed heir last names to Klok and Spicer"Karamazov *was* already taken. . .
Saturday, March 19, 2011
Friday, March 18, 2011
Thursday, March 17, 2011
Wednesday, March 16, 2011
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Monday, March 14, 2011
Sunday, March 13, 2011
Any ideas?
"I have hydrocephcilus" The lone google result I get is for a book "
Journal für Kinderkrankheiten, Volumes 2-3
By A. Hildebrand, Friedrich Jacob Behrend, Aloys Martin"Saturday, March 12, 2011
Friday, March 11, 2011
Thursday, March 10, 2011
Wednesday, March 9, 2011
No License For You!
"Have 6 speeding tickets"
It's good to have a goal. Not having a license is a good one, I guess.
Tuesday, March 8, 2011
Monday, March 7, 2011
Sunday, March 6, 2011
Saturday, March 5, 2011
Friday, March 4, 2011
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